A Gentleman never gets wet in the rain

James Smith & Sons is a remarkable store which sells Umbrellas and has done since 1830. It’s the only Umbrella a Gentleman should be seen with. If you look at cost per use its a very easy purchase to justify. If James Bond wanted an Umbrella this is the store he would visit (poison spike optional). It’s a feel good purchase; you wont feel good trudging around town soaking wet looking like a drowned rat.

A Gentleman never gets wet in the rain. You’re not 12, get an Umbrella and get it from here.